So I was driving down the street today in my neighborhood and noticed a sight. This old man had a pair of jean shorts on and nothibng else. While his stomach was hangin out in front, as he turned around (because he was getting his mail of course) all I saw was butt crack, I had to take a double take. It was so long his paints were screaming to fall right off. I drove past and reached for my phone but would've had to turn around or back up to get the picture. So please old people, make sure you wear a belt if you show yourself in public for the day....just a small request.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Butt crack...not meant to be seen in public
Posted by David and Stacey at 7:05 PM
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Amen! It goes along with the old quote...just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD. I refer to it as The Spandex Law.
I hope it didn't look like the one in the picture!!! but sometimes CRACK happens... and besides you were in the wrong neighborhood...
This was so funny! Thanks!
Can I get some "crack spackle" please?! Just what you need to see when your stomach may be queasy. I thought that was a baby bump when you guys came over--congratulations! That is so exciting!
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